Dating Advice

This Post Sucks Di*k: Benefits Of A Blowjob

Personally I am not a fan of gagging, being breathless and actually putting in any kind of effort. Hence, I hate blowjobs and exercise. But surprise, surprise! Both these hard activities have heavy benefits. And here are the top 3 benefits of why a blowjob a day, keeps the doctor away.

  1. Swallowing is seriously healthy

    : Pervy

    researchers have found that 95% of semen contains nutrients

    like Vitamin C, Vitamin B12, Protein, Enzymes and Lipids. It also contains

    mood-enhancers like serotonin, estrogen, oxytocin, melatonin, and cortisol (all of which promote euphoria and relaxation). So if you are a moody bitch then maybe it’s because you are now swallowing enough.

  2. Homemade face cream

    : Okay, I choose wrinkles over bottling up my man’s cum and using it on my face. But if you are a freak then go ahead and take all that good protein to preserve your youth.

    Apparently the white stuff can tighten skin and give you a little surgery-free facelift

    . Hurray!

  3. Giving a blowjob to fight depression

    : The last thing I’d think would make someone happy is a d*ck in their mouth but apparently it does the trick

    according to the State University Of New York

    . With their survey on women’s sex lives, they found that the mind-altering chemicals in semen elevate moods, increase affection, induce sleep and also contain at least three anti-depressants. And I thought alcohol was the answer? Switching to semen now!  

WARNING

, if you are not in a monogamous relationship with someone who has been tested for STD’s then DO NOT worship/consume/face paint their semen all over you. Our bodily fluids

can also carry sexually transmitted infections and viruses like HIV, Hepatitis B+C, herpes and Chlamydia in those who are infected.

Furthermore, if you are wondering how to actually give a blowjob then

here’s how

you become a queen at it. So, good luck with your first, last or 100th blowjob.

You Might Also Like


Notice: Undefined property: WP_Error::$name in /home/falkonic/public_html/feelslikesingle.com_2017/wp-content/themes/feelslikeyoung/single.php on line 149

No Comments

Leave a Reply