Dating

Dating As A Millennial: Fantasy Vs. Reality

Getting Matched When you scroll through your latest Iphone X, apart from the hundreds of notifications of new Instagram followers, you also have about fifty new Tinder matches. They are all bibliophiles who love dogs and would do anything to make you vegan breakfast in bed. Their messages to you would put Shakespeare to shame: “Hear my soul speak. Of the very instant I saw you, I knew you deserved...

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5 Dating Slangs You Should Know

If your parents haven’t reminded you this again today, then let me -- times have changed. Gone are the days of “dear” and in are the days of “basic bitch” and “bae”. Doom is upon us? I’d pretty much say so. But I’d also say lets keep an open mind and respect that like your messed up self, the English dictionary is also trying evolve. And here’s what the romantic lingo...

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Should You Have A Relationship Contract?

Since the "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition" episode of the Big Bang Theory, in which Sheldon drew up a “relationship agreement” for his girl Amy, relationship contracts/agreements have been all the rage. So much so, that my partner now thinks that we need one for ourselves. But before I spend a weekend working away on a binding agreement and sacrificing my Netflix and chill, it’s time we explore why these agreements...

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How I Forgave My Ex And You Can Too

Whoever said that “I forgive but I don’t forget” had a lot more strength, courage and maturity than we give them credit for. After all, we do live in the sweep-it-under-the-rug social media society. Here and now, we are programmed to amplify the happiness and suppress the hurt, sorrow and disappointment we feel when life or personal relationships go awry. But if you don’t forgive, then the hurt turns into...

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Top Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas For Your Bae

  With the most dreaded/awaited romantic holiday of the year just around the corner, it is my responsibility as your assumed go to romantic guru to enlighten you with tried and tested valentine’s day gift ideas for your significant him or her. So here we go... Gift Ideas For Him Unfortunately, valentine’s day and the companies who made it up do not place a high emphasis on pleasing men in...

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Getting In The Backdoor: Women & Anal Sex

  It’s not easy to find an open-minded woman who will open up her heart and butt-hole to you. But with every fantasy comes a lady who might be fierce enough to fulfil it. With patience, excessive begging through material incentives or even open communication, you can make anal sex a comfortable and viable sexual option for you and your partner. So, here’s everything you need to know when getting...

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6 New Dating Apps To Try In 2017

Your girl is back with best dating apps to hack in 2017! Check em' out. Happn “Find the people you’ve crossed paths with.” Yes! Finally a new dating app that makes me believe in fairytales (virtually) and courting people (virtually). Goodbye pointless Tinder bangs and hello stranger who has crossed my path before. Okay, let me explain. What happens on Happn (see what I did there) is that you match singles...

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This Post Sucks Di*k: Benefits Of A Blowjob

Personally I am not a fan of gagging, being breathless and actually putting in any kind of effort. Hence, I hate blowjobs and exercise. But surprise, surprise! Both these hard activities have heavy benefits. And here are the top 3 benefits of why a blowjob a day, keeps the doctor away. Swallowing is seriously healthy: Pervy researchers have found that 95% of semen contains nutrients like Vitamin C, Vitamin B12,...

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Body Confidence During Sex

It think the re-emergence of my dating blogging chronicles should be with my favourite topic of discussion. Candy bars. Sex. It’s not always a comfortable subject matter but it sure as hell is a delightful to do. Another hindrance to all our feminine comforts is body confidence. It’s one thing to pick yourself up, powder on make up and have the invisible cloak of sexy spandex and an another thing...

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Lifestyle

Lets Get Zen | Self Love ?

Before my dream summer vacation with my dream man, my favourite tactic to self induce a sleeping coma was by self inducing orgasms. You know how it is (it's exhausting). Well, long behold 1 GBP scented candles from Primark that I found during a very budget shopping trip. Yes, candles that cost 100 rupees, look amazing in Instagram posts (#shameless plugin) and help you fall asleep (by calming your uptight behind). Alright, the point...

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